How to Reach the Paradise

So now that ye knows everything ye needs tae bae knowin' aboot yer auld Uncle Fergus and the Bagpipers' Paradise, doubtless ye'll wanna be contactin' us, eh what? Well, here be our contact info (which, by the way, ye can also use if ye bae wantin' tae reach me guid friend, that bluegrass batty auld goat, Old Man Fiddler):